What do you get if you eat beans and onions?
Tear gas.
Why should you never fart on an elevator?
It’s wrong on so many levels.
What do you call a dinosaur fart?
A blast from the past.
What do you call a fart that doesn’t make any noise?
A ninja fart
What did one butt cheek say to the other?
Together, we can stop this crap.
Why do farts smell?
So that deaf people can enjoy them too.
Why don’t farts graduate from school?
They always drop out.
Why did the teacher fart in class?
Because it was her duty.
Why do farts smell worse in the shower?
Because they're steamed.
What's invisible and smells like carrots?
Bunny farts.
What do you call a farting cow?
Dairy air.
How do you know when a clown farts?
It smells funny.
Why should you never fart in an apple store?
They don't have windows
What's a fart's favorite mode of transportation?
A toot-toot train
Hope you have great day!
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