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02: Fart Jokes



What do you get if you eat beans and onions?

  • Tear gas.


Why should you never fart on an elevator?

  • It’s wrong on so many levels.


What do you call a dinosaur fart?

  • A blast from the past.


What do you call a fart that doesn’t make any noise?

  • A ninja fart


What did one butt cheek say to the other?

  • Together, we can stop this crap.


Why do farts smell?

  • So that deaf people can enjoy them too.


Why don’t farts graduate from school?

  • They always drop out.


Why did the teacher fart in class?

  • Because it was her duty.


Why do farts smell worse in the shower?

  • Because they're steamed.


What's invisible and smells like carrots?

  • Bunny farts.


What do you call a farting cow?

  • Dairy air.


How do you know when a clown farts?

  • It smells funny.


Why should you never fart in an apple store?

  • They don't have windows


What's a fart's favorite mode of transportation?

  • A toot-toot train



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